Usher’s Big Dumb Hat – Go Fug Yourself Go Fug Yourself

The headline right here was a placeholder, however someplace between drafting this publish and truly publishing it, I made a decision simply to go away it as a result of that’s principally what that is: a publish about Usher’s large dumb hat. (Not THE Big Dumb Hat, although.) Please word that I’m not insulting Usher HIMSELF. I simply can’t have a look at this hat with out laughing at it. It appears to be like like he lower a basketball in half and glued on a brim after which put padding over it. There’s sufficient air between the highest of his cranium and the highest of his hat for it to depend as his head having its personal environment. I feel if he pulled it down all the best way, his eyes can be peeking out the opening.

And but, he appears so HAPPY in his large dumb hat. Perhaps Usher simply is incessantly in conditions the place he has to inform massive numbers of individuals, “Okay, everybody, write your identify on a chunk of paper after which put it in Hat, and we’ll choose three,” and a bigger hat introduced him peace. Perhaps he retains a Food regimen Coke can beneath there. Perhaps there’s a smaller hat for particular events. Or, perhaps he ALSO is tickled by it. Perhaps we’re all on this collectively.

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