Your Afternoon Color-Coordinated Lenses: Sharon Stone

Sharon seems stylish and quirky and tremendous on this, and I’m dying to know if everybody round her is forged in a Smurfy glow by means of these lenses, or in the event that they’re impartial on the within. Not impartial on the within: me. I’m amused and charmed, and it makes me need a new model of The Golden Women or Scorching In Cleveland or one thing; possibly Wendie Malick’s character from the latter provides up on Ohio and hits Chicago, or San Diego, or New York Metropolis, and turns into mates and roommates with Sharon Stone and, like, Gina Torres, or one thing. Or finds Marcia Cross’s Bree Van De Kamp and resurrects Determined Housewives right into a highway journey comedy. They may even stumble upon Cybill Shepherd, and Vanessa Williams, who — weirdly — would NOT be her Housewives character however moderately Wilhelmina Slater from Ugly Betty. Let’s simply MIX IT UP now that the strike is over. I feel we’re prepared.

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